Top 10 Reasons to be in Choir!

 

10. Choice of parking space on Sunday morning.

9. You can hear the organ REALLY WELL.

8. A choir robe make you look thin           AND

7. Grey is the new black

6. You are obviously important; your calendar is booked 

    Thursdays from 7:00 - 8:30 pm

5. They don't pass the offering plates through the choir.

4. You get communion first.

3. Less chance the preacher will catch you NAPPING.

2. You know all the words in the service

 and the number 1 reason to be in choir...

1. You sing wonderful music will really fun people.